Travis Malloy, of the Dukes, was shuttling people back and forth from the airport and Gainesville during a Fest weekend. The weather was terrible. The van topped out at 35 or so. Figuring that that was the vehicular speed equivalent to drinking in a parking lot (give or take) he uncapped a 40oz and continued driving. Travis is also a scientist, so he has clearance. (Just don’t ask him to show you his “badge” because you’ll be getting some balls, sooner or later.) One the cover: the Dukes’ van, in a pinch, runs on Old Milwuakee Lite. (Bathing suit season is always just around the block in Florida, even for the vehicles.)