A lot of people think that Ferdinand Magellan was the first man to circumnavigate the globe. He wasn’t. He got killed in the Philippines, but his crew made it. A lot of people may think that it’s easy to get out of town. A town like Tampa. But there’s this thing called beer. Pour that over your head in a waterfall of apathy, throw in some STDs (both the burny type and warty type), a concealed firearm, and let that all soak in for eight years. Then tell me that the city line of Tampa is only ten miles away. For The Stranded, that city line may as well be the Strait of Magellan (off of the coast of South America). But they rage. For fans of: unchecked aggression, NOFX withdrawals, and laziness.